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mainstream
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 Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:47 am Post subject: How many Bible Students does it take to screw in lightbulb? |
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| 144,000. One to hold the bulb, and 143,998 to say that the light bulb's instructions do not say what they say, and one to screw the bulb in counter-clockwise. ROFLOL! |
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Clair McManigal
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| Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:53 pm Post subject: Re: How many Bible Students does it take to screw in lightbu |
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| mainstream wrote: |
| 144,000. One to hold the bulb, and 143,998 to say that the light bulb's instructions do not say what they say, and one to screw the bulb in counter-clockwise. ROFLOL! |
Mainstream, You are thinking of Jehovah's Witnesses not the Bible Students are not JWs!
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joyful
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| Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:20 pm Post subject: Re: How many Bible Students does it take to screw in lightbu |
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| Clair McManigal wrote: |
| mainstream wrote: |
| 144,000. One to hold the bulb, and 143,998 to say that the light bulb's instructions do not say what they say, and one to screw the bulb in counter-clockwise. ROFLOL! |
Mainstream, You are thinking of Jehovah's Witnesses not the Bible Students are not JWs! |
I don't think they are much different. Their witnessing as bad as JWs in my experience.. |
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Mitspeh
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| Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:10 pm Post subject: Re: How many Bible Students does it take to screw in lightbu |
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| mainstream wrote: |
| How many Bible Students does it take to screw in lightbulb? |
The correct answer is NONE, their light never goes out! |
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joyful
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| Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:15 pm Post subject: Re: How many Bible Students does it take to screw in lightbu |
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| Mitspeh wrote: |
| mainstream wrote: |
| How many Bible Students does it take to screw in lightbulb? |
The correct answer is NONE, their light never goes out! |
You follow your organization of BS. Their fruit is showing vividly that they are not Jesus' followers, at least mainstream of BS sects. They are in the darkness. |
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Mitspeh
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| Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:26 pm Post subject: Re: How many Bible Students does it take to screw in lightbu |
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| joyful wrote: |
| You follow your organization of BS. Their fruit is showing vividly that they are not Jesus' followers, at least mainstream of BS sects. They are in the darkness. |
And you of course have plenty of light, right? Tell me who do you fellowship with? What do you believe? |
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joyful
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| Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:49 pm Post subject: Re: How many Bible Students does it take to screw in lightbu |
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| Mitspeh wrote: |
| joyful wrote: |
| You follow your organization of BS. Their fruit is showing vividly that they are not Jesus' followers, at least mainstream of BS sects. They are in the darkness. |
And you of course have plenty of light, right? Tell me who do you fellowship with? What do you believe? |
You seem to have fighting spirit. I am not interested in entertaining you. |
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Mitspeh
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:02 am Post subject: Re: How many Bible Students does it take to screw in lightbu |
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| joyful wrote: |
| You seem to have fighting spirit. I am not interested in entertaining you. |
I find that statement ironic, because it seems throughout this forum, the only fighting spirit seems to be yours. It is anyt wonder that few post here? You keep chasing people away with your unchristlike attitude! |
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joyful
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:55 am Post subject: Re: How many Bible Students does it take to screw in lightbu |
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| Mitspeh wrote: |
| joyful wrote: |
| You seem to have fighting spirit. I am not interested in entertaining you. |
I find that statement ironic, because it seems throughout this forum, the only fighting spirit seems to be yours. It is anyt wonder that few post here? You keep chasing people away with your unchristlike attitude! |
If you don't like it why are you even in this forum???You come in here to educate me???
I don't cooperate with mockers. There are tons of mockers and phony believers in this world. This forum is no exception. You seem to be one of those phony ones.
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butxifxnot
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:03 am Post subject: Re: How many Bible Students does it take to screw in lightbu |
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| Mitspeh wrote: |
| joyful wrote: |
| You seem to have fighting spirit. I am not interested in entertaining you. |
I find that statement ironic, because it seems throughout this forum, the only fighting spirit seems to be yours. Is it any wonder that few post here? You keep chasing people away with your unchristlike attitude! |
It is not unchristlike to expect Christians to engage in non-hostile discussions in someone else's house. Not to mention discussions where both sides are willing to listen. And before you go thinking "You hypocrite: YOU aren't willing to listen," realize that the Bible Students as well as the JWs and other groups had Joyful's full attention and open ear when she went to them.
I'm sorry to say it, but in my opinion, Joyful is right. Why else would you have posted this if not to simply lash out? |
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